I am about to have a semi religious experience and felt I ought to journal the details. I’ll have to fabricate some past posts for background, but for the sake of building hype please pretend you have been following this post for the last few years.
November 20, 2011 8:10 am
The Legend of Zelda, Skyward Sword releases in North America today. I will purchase it and find that it includes a beautiful 25’th anniversary Symphony of the Goddess CD. I will listen to this CD every day, wearing it down till I have to replace it, for two and a half years straight. Yes. I still listen to CDs.
March 14, 2012 8:00 pm
I just swept the kitchen after a rather messy meal of chili and prawns…
Meanwhile in Vancouver, only two hours from my location…
March 16, 2012 7:02 pm
I just found out about the Zelda Symphony that happened two days ago. I will be filled with regret forever/until this tragedy is vindicated. Tomorrow is my birthday, but I will be too busy wallowing in self-pity to celebrate.
November 12, 2012 3:25 am
Up all night weeping again.
Jan 1, 2013 12:13 am
My New Year’s resolution is to stop weeping.
Jan 1, 2013 12:21 am
Can’t stop sobbing.
February 26, 2013 11:48 pm
Daughter was born tonight. Meh.
August 26, 2013 7:01 pm
I’ve finally resolved to take matters into my own hands. Today I wrote the organizers of the Zelda Symphony and begged them to come to Victoria or Vancouver.
August 29, 2013 4:17 pm
Eureka! Today I went on the Zelda Symphony website and it says the symphony is coming to Vancouver on October 16’th! Tickets aren’t for sale yet. I must be vigilant. I won’t sleep until those tickets are in my hands.
September 5, 2013 9:34 am
My tickets have been ordered. Row 28, seat 68 & 69. I will go wait by the mail box until they arrive. Mustn’t sleep. Must be vigilant.
September 12, 2013 8:46 am
Got some mail…. Hmmmm, what could it be?
They’re here! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I can finally sleep! I haven’t slept in two weeks! I’m going to sleep for a whole month. Good night.
To be continued…