This week I am a little late on my weekly post, but I have a good excuse. I was moving from one town to another. This made my post late because there was one thing i knew i should do before writing a new blog post.
Set up the kids beds?
Nah that’s what floors are for.
Unpack clean undies?
What’s the point? When these ones get dirty I’ll just go commando for a while.
Set up my TV room?
What!? What kind of monster do you take me for? I haven’t even unpacked the toilet paper and you think my I’d have my TV room done! Well, I don’t! Not done anyway.
But since you’re here I’ll show you what I’ve gotten started on. reach up to the picture on the screen and turn that knob… No, really. Do it! Ignore the sign.
Welcome to my humble TV room, complete with a real fireplace and a set of “real” stained glass windows. They took a lot of work to install and they are definitely not just vinyl posters.
Speaking of not being fake check out that complete set of Mariokart 8 McDonalds Happymeal toys. (side note: Did you know when you type happymeal into your phone autocorrect either changes it to Hospital or hairball? #conspiracy)
Even got a nice little Luigi death stare in there. #feng shui
Here’s a bunch of other crap, some Lego creations, some amiibo figures and a toy worm.
Here we have the best ever depiction of Ganondorf, and anyone who says otherwise is not my friend, and a couple of cute Pikmin stuffies and a keychain. Don’t you just want to carry them around everywhere you go? Yeah. Me too.
Finally, this brings us to my favorite part of my collection. The Zelda part. On the top left is a Lego interpretation of Link which is of my own making. Top right is an old tournament trophy from way back in the day which I like to pretend I won, and on the bottom you get a nice view of the whole mantle.
So as I said, not complete. You can look at many of these items in more detail if you search through my older blog posts. At that I leave you with a picture of my favorite amiibo celebrating having kicked my butt in Super Smash Bros for Wii U.
“and the winner is…